Monday, May 28, 2007

OMG! What Have I DONE!?!

What have I done?!?

Scott didn't stop me.

Blaine was certainly not stopping me.

It looked soooo good.

Yup! A Ritz!

There are a couple of items that need to be fixed......this is NOT suppose to be a bidet.

The micro-wave needs some screws to keep it in.

It will get an attached awning, a roof rack, and a 101 point inspection of items to be repaired.

Meet you at the RITZ!

Thursday, May 17, 2007

Bits of Drama

1. The Pepto-Bismol MAX commercial with giants (Godzilla, 50ft women, a big robot ) with 'nausea, heartburn, indigestion, upset stomach, diarrhea'. Now, THAT's a lot of diarrhea. Yuck.

2. Rosa, the new custodian for the media center threw away more than the books labeled 'discard' and we had to go dumpster diving to retrieve them.

3. The pumber or cable guy doesn't have a corner on the problem of crack. While eating at Firehouse subs tonight there was a young woman who had on very low cut jeans. When standing, they were just low with a big belt. When she sat down, she exposed her whole butt. I now know she doesn't wear underwear...not even a thong. She has a butterfly tatoo next to her crack, but it isn't colored in yet. We could see 2-3 inches of her butt crack and several times her bare butt would touch the chair cushion. Not a pretty sight when eating.

4. I don't like muscovy ducks and doves. They hog the birdfeeder. The windchime rings and it's like a dinner bell for them.....the ducks come waddeling over in hopes the clumsy doves will nock down seeds.